SMSes
“Okay because of yewk0n ill be posting on list-en and here as silverweed now, damn you yewk0n.” –Alex
“Again, good luck to your mom man. I hope it all goes well.” –Theseus
“Watch out for that guy sitting next to you. He is gay and is attracted to you!” –My Little Porno Pony (Could’ve been funnier if I didn’t receive this sms at midnight :)
“u been busy stu………or have u just had some of that high grade herion that going around” –Burga
“Quick Note: Do not dress up as Chucky Cheese and leave flaming bags of dog excrement on my doorstep. Much obliged.” –Grilled Cheese Man