I Spit in it too!
Back in high school, a friend used to resort to breathing into a newly purchased bag of chips like a hyperventilator uses a brown paper bag because people would otherwise nick all of them.

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/05/03/spit-vinegar/

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