SMS
“How much are you willing to pay for sex? My prices are 15 dollars/hour on weekdays and 20 dollars/hour on sat/sun. Open 24-7” –SaltyBalz
“Haha, you and your little southern hemisphere friends are getting DS9 episodes now that were shown in the States 3 years ago.” –RegBarc (shut up and stop tormenting me. :)
“Hey Stu, how did you get SMS on the net?? Is there some file or something?” –Aherdofturtles (It’s magic. Ok, so it isn’t. Well, my phone is hooked up with an e-mail account which routes smses to me.)
12:30am (GMT +10.00) tomorrow 
