Today’s SMS
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Sam observes: “Pretty nifty everything here. Aussies…well, personally, I think New Zealand Kiwis kick ass, but, you have the better women.” How can you say Kiwis kick ass when we beat you guys in Rugby and Cricket? :) As for better women – hear, hear!
Theseus demands, “SIMPLEMINDED MUST HAVE A RED DOT! RED DOT OR DIE”
I choose die. I’d like to see how he gets across the Pacific to accomplish that :).MoFo plagarises from SouthPark: “Shut your fucking face uncle fucker. You don’t eat, or sleep, or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long.”
Outside proclaims, “I like cheese” while Bob says, “I’m your concious.” Woman backs this up with, “I am woman, hear me roar” Hmm.
Phil recommends another book, “Here’s another one: “Excession” by Iain M. Banks. The spaceships are the stars cuz they’re sentient!”
Ganymede Starr claims, “I’m fallen angel‘s sister. Right now he’s singing barbara striesand in the shower. loudly.” If that’s true, I’m laughing. Really hard. Isn’t Ganymede a guy’s name though? And do you have a 13 year old sister, FA? And don’t lie to cover up the fact that you were singing Striesand in the shower. Loudly. :)
Ghetto Princess, speaks Ebonics: “we wuz at dis ghetto party when i see them(e/n’er)puttin’ da mack down on some ho’s, wait, no, we have no life @_x”
Some guy with the same name as me says, “Dang….a 40 GB HD for only $250….” but I have no idea what he’s talking about.
Solo gets down with the lingo: “Inferno, you’re so schmick. MOVE TO THE U.S. HOMO. I NEED TO HIRE SOMEONE!” Given the excitement levels of my job right now, I’ve found the idea surprisingly enticing in my more idle moments (ie: just about to drop off to sleep and semi-conscious).
Gimpy Ho returns. “Ye shall receieve the email of Gimpy Ho now peon! And you here about the OZ UO shard that OSI announced?” Aussie shard? Too late, Origin… Maybe for UO2, but with EQ, an Aussie server wouldn’t make me buy UO now.
Judgecal wants a plug: “Hi. I thought I would send you a note. Watch the latest episode of =JUDGECAL’S= High Weirdness – http://ParseTV.com/weirdness” (I thought this show got canned?)
11:30pm (GMT +10.00) 
