Troy
I notice all the “reviews” of this movie on chicks’ blogs are singularly minded. Of course, I have no wish nor intent on pausing to consider the attractiveness of Brad Pitt in a skirt (although damn, those armies were the most masculine display of men in skirts that I’ve seen since Braveheart – I didn’t even realise the fact until a fair way into the movie).
The battle scenes were fantastic, and the face-off between Archilles and Hector was very good to watch. Troy’s a pretty good movie if you decide to jettison any notion that it was meant to be based on Homer’s classic work of literature. It was a pretty big bastardisation of the Iliad.
Paris should have died. He did die in the book. But for some reason, Orlando Bloom lives. That was annoying.
I’ve seen this movie, and I have to say, while I’m prepared to suffer the loss of $11.70, I really want back the two hours it stole from my life. Basically they took all the good plot arcs of the original story and removed them, leaving nothing but a dry husk.
I think the highlight of the movie for me (like Stu, I did not dwell on the attractiveness of Brad Pitt, although Rose Byrne (Briseis) was a lot better than Diane Kruger (Helen)) was the Go joke – during the first overly long panning shot of the Troy wall, I said “they have very strong moyo (http://senseis.xmp.net/?Moyo) there…” … yep… it was bad enough that that was funny.
The way they reduced the story to a piece of hollywood pooannoyed me too but like I said on my blog, the cute boys definitely made up for it :)
I thought it was a great disappointment. Most of the battle scenes flashed around way too much barely giving you a clear picture of what was going on. I went with my girlfriend on the condition that she doesn’t make any comments about Brad Pitt or Orlando Bloom because I didn’t want to hear it ;)
argh i havne’t seen it yet :) !!! just wrecked the ending for me stu.