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“http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/9202/index.html Very bizzare site!” –Gimpy Ho (The Force = evil? heh. Very bizarre, indeed!)
“WHERE IS MY BADASSMOFO? DEATH TO THE INFIDEL” –Ignatius
“You gave Dennis a red dot… And not me. You’re a fucking dead man walking.” –Theseus (::snigger::)
“Hello, Kirpal here. YOU KICKED MY DAWG! SHUT UP, SHUT UP, I WILL KILL YOU. By the way, hasn’t eisa already acquired Ozemail?” –Shaf (yes, Eisa did acquire OzEmail, but I think Eisa wants to sell them off… or at least Telstra wants to buy them)