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23
Feb 00
Wed

Surreal Messages Snippets

I like it how all the monitors at work start to flicker for a bit before I get SMSed.

“Gah, school fucking sucks.” –Silverweed
“Yeah,ah…i got those herpes you wanted…You mind if I bring them over to you tonight?” –Assman
“Mmm, Aussie-Os.  Part of a complete Aussie breakfast.” –Phil
“so where are the applications for red dots? hehe, j/k” –Sung
“btw, you got my bad side in that pic =(” –Sung again (that was your bad side? I thought any pic with you with your shirt on was your good side :)
“GOD DAMN THOSE DIRTY APES!!!” –Wildebeest (eh?)
“Where can I buy Cadbury Creme Eggs in bulk?  I NEED SUGAR!!!!!” –Phil again (just walk up to the counter at Franklins or whatever supermarket you go to, and grab the whole box of them hehe)
“I WANNA TOUCH YOU ALL OVER, AND OVER AND AGAIN UNTIL THE NIGHT GROWS EASY UNTIL THE NIGHT GROWS EASYYYYYYYY!!!” –Mofo

Right.

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