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11
Feb 00
Fri

SMS: Homosexuality and Shakespeare

MoFo: PLUG MY ASS WITH A PENIS! PLUG MY ASS WITH A PENIS!
wrongforum: What the hell? You guys get summer while I freeze my pancreas off? Damn you. Damn your eyes!
Silverweed: i have stolen all of the dots, you will never get them back.
Cracky: Yo, my shakespearian quote has qualified for frontpage displayation, you whie-eyed muff-tuffet dOt
David: You know a couple weeks back, I went through and visited every one of the sites on the sidebar-that-could.  It took forever.
sung: YOU STILL ALIVE MAN?
Dotless (Theseus): Ahh, a dot… A dot… The pressure, of a dot… Cindafuckinrella.

Shaf: Get this: I saw an exact lookalike of you at the PNG Consulate. Only problem was that he had the wrong skin colour, <continued…>
Shaf Part 2: and wrong type of hair. But apart from that, he looked just like ya. Weird….you may have a long lost brother up in the…
Shaf Part 3: mountains of Papua New Guinea…hmmm….something to think about while at work…

Yes… that combined with the practice of cannibalism in PNG put me in a ponderous mood at work. Shaf… what were you doing at the consulate again? Seeking asylum? They trying to deport you again? :)

And not SMSes, but words on the dotless:

Some miscellaneous AOLer: That loser doesnt deserve a dot… red white blue or purple (simpleminded)

Mike: SIMPLEMINDED DESERVES THE RED DOT. IF THIS HONOR IS NOT BESTOWED UPON THESEUS NOR HIS EVERYTHING/NOTHING SITE, I THINK YOU OUGHT TO KNOW THAT YOUR DESTINY INVOLVES YOU, A PIT OF IMMINENT DOOM, AND YOU FALLING INTO THAT PIT. love mike

Y’know, I don’t trust anyone who writes in All Caps, sends in HTML and signs the e-mail with “love”. Lamer.

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