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25
Jan 00
Tue

Beep beep..

“What’s that?”
“Oh, just got an SMS.”
“From who? What does it say?”

“Attention. I have kidnapped your parents. Ransom: Red Dot.” -Theseus
“I hate you. I love Jennifer Love Hewitt. The Movie “Ronin” Rocks.” -Tkbrewer
“Me not talk well, like fat pink pussy, attached to girl name britney, peepee happy, yum, white volcano come out.” -Assman
“Read a book called Snowcrash – its like the Matrix but only better!!” -Knight
“yo yo yo…I don’t often say that. Just for you.” -GStarr
“I have lots of popcorn bits between my teeth right now.” -GStarr
“YOU GET ME SO HORNY. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DO ME DO ME YEAH FUCK ME IN THE ASS PLEASE!!!!!!! NOW. I WANT IT NOW! GIVE IT TO ME!” -MoFo

“Ermm… you don’t wanna know…”

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