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Jul 99

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

To the tune of Lola. Hear this (Yoda, not Lola) in MP3 – 3.2MB. Very catchy :)

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log,
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
Y-O-D-A yoda yo-yo-yo yo yoda

Well I’ve been around but I ain’t never seen
a guy who looks like a muppet but he’s wrinkled and green
oh my yoda
yo yo yo yo yoda

Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
oh my yoda yo yo yo yo yoda
yo yo yo yoda

Well I left home just a week before
and I’ve never ever been a jedi before
but Obi-Wan he set me straight of course,
he said yoda yoda and I’ll show you the force
Well I’m not the kind that would argue with Ben
so it looks like I’m gonna start all over again
with my

yoda, yo yo yo yo yoda
yo yo yo yoda

so I used the force,
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
while I stood on my head
Well I won’t foget what Yoda said

He said Luke stay away from the darker side
and if you start to go astray
let the force be your guide
oh my yoda yo yo yo yoda

I know Darth Vader’s really got you annoyed
but remember if you kill him then you’ll be unemployed
oh my yoda, yo yo yo yo yoda

Well I heard my friends really got in a mess,
so I’m gonna have to leave Yoda I guess
But I know that I’ll be coming back someday
I’ll be playin’ this part  ’till I’m old and grey
The long term contract I had to sign
said I’d be making these movies ’till the end of time
with my

Yoda, yo yo yo yo yoda
yo yo yo yo yoda
(repeat ’till end of song)