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16
Jul 98
Thu

More on the slut site / xxx feed in disguise

[See post “Net at Night” two posts below, first] I heard it first on 2-Day FM. I read it on Shlonglor’s site. But then, would you believe, I read it in the Australian Financial Review. Geeze. The whore site is getting publicity, that’s for sure. It’s interesting that the AFR made an observation that the couple (both 18) may not go the full monty — their faces have been blacked out like criminals on tv.

I have a theory. The faces are not blacked out to protect those in question for anonymity… no. I have another reason. A couple weeks ago when I went to that party which kicked off in a German restaurant. Anyway this band came around – a drummer, tuba player, trumpet player, and an accordian player. Apart from the observation about the super tight shorts (do they get paid extra for that?), my friend Glen (“man, that chick was staring at me, she wanted me, you know?”) made another freaky observation: “Hey, I reckon the accordian player’s a porn star… yeah I think he is! I’ve seen him on a porn video.” The troubling thing was, he was dead serious (Glen wasn’t drunk at that time… besides, you can’t get drunk on a Lemon Ruskie and one beer). Glen was just about to ask the guy if he was involved in the porn industry, but luckily (lucky for the rest us, Glen, or the accordian player?) the band had moved on.

So what relevance does this have? Well, the couple in question are already porn stars. They are not virgins. This thing is being masterminded by a sex company, and it’s all a setup. The reason they’re keeping “anonymous”, is that, being porn stars already, they could be recognised by nymphomaniacs that have seen them before doing their sexual antics (ahem… Glen?).

Okay, I don’t buy it either – but it’s not a bad conspiracy theory, is it? Most conspiracy theories are as bad as that.

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